乡村爱情5小夜曲全集(乡村爱情5小夜曲全集卫视版视频)

　　阿拉巴马州（Alabama）:

　　开车的时候，驾车者将眼睛（用布）蒙住是违法的。

　　It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

　　将盐放在铁轨上可能处以死刑。

　　Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

　　乡村爱情5小夜曲全集你不可以将鳄鱼拴在消防龙头上。

　　You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.

　　阿拉斯加州（Alaska）:

　　在任何时候，袋鼠都不允许进入理发店。

　　Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

　　加利福尼亚州（California）:

　　在你的浴盆里吃桔子是违法的。

　　It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub.

　　科罗拉多州（Colorado）:

　　晚上7点后妇女穿红色衣服上街是违法的。

　　It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 p.m.

　　康涅狄格州（Connecticut）:

　　你骑自行车时速达到65迈（约等于105公里），警察可以拦截你。

　　You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

　　佛罗里达州（Florida）:

　　一项特别法令禁止未婚妇女在周日跳伞，否则有逮捕、罚款、坐牢的危险。

　　A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

　　如果一头大象拴在停车计时器旁，必须按照一辆车的标准付停车费。

　　If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

　　在迈阿密，禁止模仿动物。

　　In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

　　跟豪猪性交是违法的。

　　It is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a porcupine.

　　伊利诺斯州（Illinois）:

　　任何人将点着的雪茄给狗、猫和其他的家养宠物，都是违法的。

　　It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

　　禁止骑在长颈鹿的脖子上钓鱼。

　　It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.

　　用棒球棒来打大老鼠，罚款1千美元。

　　There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

　　印第安那州（Indiana）:

　　市民在吃大蒜之后，至少四个小时内不准去影院、剧场，也不准乘坐公交有轨电车。

　　Citizens are not allowed to attend a cinema or theatre nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

　　爱荷华州（Iowa）:

　　接吻时间可以长达5分钟，但不能超过5分钟。

　　Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

　　在公共场所，有胡子的男人永远不可亲吻女人。

　　A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

　　堪萨斯州（Kansas）:

　　在堪萨斯州，将冰淇淋放在樱桃馅饼上是违法的。

　　It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.

　　路易斯安那（Louisiana）:

　　咬人时，如果你的牙齿是天生的，属于“单纯的攻击”乡村爱情5小夜曲全集；而如果你的牙齿是假牙则属于“加重的攻击”。

　　Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".

　　译者注：simple assault，无伤害的意图，可处以罚款，但不会坐牢。aggravated assault，蓄意伤害（如准备好刀子等凶器），是重罪，会坐牢。

　　马萨诸塞州（Massachusetts）:

　　禁止打呼噜，除非卧室所有的窗都关上、锁好。

　　Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

　　密歇根州（Michigan）:

　　未获得丈夫的许可，女人不可剪掉自己的毛发。

　　A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

　　盗贼如果在你的家里受伤，他（她）可以递交起诉书。

　　It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

　　译者注：根据法律，有人，比如你的客人，在你家摔伤或碰伤，可以起诉你。

　　在底特律，夫妇禁止在汽车里ML，除非ML时车子停在他们自己的地皮上。

　　Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

　　对女友唱小夜曲是违法的。

　　It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

　　译者注：小夜曲通常在窗外唱。

　　明尼苏达州（Minnesota）:

　　给人**或接受**都是违法的。

　　It is illegal to give or receive oral sex.

　　内布拉斯加州（Nebraska）:

　　在做礼拜时，孩子如果忍不住打饱嗝，家长可能会被捕。

　　A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

　　新墨西哥州（New Mexico）:

　　严禁妇女没有剃毛就出现于公共场所。

　　Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

　　纽约州（New York）:

　　从楼房（包括帝国大厦）里跳出来，将可处以死刑。

　　Jumping off a building is punishable by death (this includes the Empire State building).

　　北卡罗拉纳州（North Carolina）:

　　大象不可用来为棉花田耕种。

　　Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.

　　如果未婚的男子和女子在旅馆或汽车旅馆登记住宿时，自称是已婚夫妇，那么，根据州法，他们就是合法结婚了。

　　If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

　　妇女穿任何露出脚趾头的鞋子都是违法的。

　　It is illegal for women to wear footwear of any kind with an open toe.

　　俄亥俄州（Ohio）：

　　不许乘坐在出租车的车顶上。

　　Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.

　　在克利夫兰，抓老鼠需要有打猎执照，否则是非法的。

　　Cleveland - It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

　　俄克拉荷马州（Oklahoma）:

　　对狗扮难看鬼脸的违法者会被罚款、逮捕或送进监狱。

　　Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

　　在室外的冰箱上面睡觉是非法的。

　　It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

　　宾夕法尼亚州（Pennsylvania）：

　　在浴缸里唱歌是违法的。

　　It is illegal to sing in the bathtub.

　　田纳西州（Tennessee）:

　　夜晚11点后，蛙类呱呱地叫是非法的。

　　It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 p.m.

　　得克萨斯州（Texas）:

　　站立的时候，喝啤酒连续喝三口以上是违法的。

　　It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

　　在达拉斯县，拥有任何超过一英尺长的貌似真的、阳具形状的私人按摩器是非法的。

　　In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking, phallic shaped, personal massager more than one foot in length.

　　在加尔维斯敦，如果你坐在人行道上，可被罚款200美元。

　　In Galveston, if you sit on the sidewalk, you could be fined $200.

　　开车如果没有挡风玻璃的雨水刷是违法的。你可以没有挡风玻璃，但你必须要有雨水刷。

　　It is illegal to drive without windscreen wipers. You don't need a windscreen but, you must have the wipers.

　　佛蒙特州（Vermont）:

　　立法者立法规定任何人必须每周至少洗澡一次，在周六夜晚。

　　Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.

　　华盛顿州（Washington）:

　　禁止任何棒棒糖。

　　All lollipops are banned.

　　对鱼扔石头来捉鱼是非法的。

　　It is illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it.

　　在西雅图，乘汽车、火车或电车时，如果一个女人坐在男人大腿上， 必须要垫一个枕头。

　　In Seattle if a woman is sitting on a man's lap while riding a bus, train, or trolley, there must be a pillow between them.

　　在周日，将冰淇淋蛋卷放在你的口袋里是违法的。

　　It is illegal to put an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sundays.